oh my god
when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine
i already find many 50 year old men attractive. i fear for my future
TFiOS: A Summary
…that’s the most brilliant joke I’ve ever beheld.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
"Get lost, kids".
"Fuck off, kids".
The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
Every man wanted her. But one man dared to love her.