Remember the good times
Before it becomes black


oh my god



when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine

i already find many 50 year old men attractive. i fear for my future

2 months ago with 4,883 notes — via lolthatsme



on my way to the emergency room


2 months ago with 59,297 notes — via alonelywretchnamedjervistetch, © ukdb


TFiOS: A Summary


…that’s the most brilliant joke I’ve ever beheld.

2 months ago with 127,318 notes — via pom-pe-ya, © risawarner

raise your hand if you’ve got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one
2 months ago with 199,269 notes — via theanonymousanomaly, © black-quadrant




"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

2 months ago with 471,238 notes — via orgasmic-humor, © hiphopfightsplaque

"Get lost, kids".

"Fuck off, kids".

2 months ago with 86 notes — via commandertano, © righteousclaim


The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled

2 months ago with 77,020 notes — via ashleyjwilliams, © roguesquirrel


Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

2 months ago with 243,889 notes — via captainamericass, © t0tally-pers0nal

Every man wanted her. But one man dared to love her.